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NEANDERTHAL DEPOT

A rare opportunity to buy some drawings from the celebrated Eden Neandertalensis series , soon to be worth big, steaming piles of cash, then to be hosed into huge storage tanks of semi-liquid cash fertilizer! These beautiful drawings are available at such eye-gougingly , throat-slashingly, cute-puppy-stompingly, baby-in-blenderly low prices for a limited time only, so act precipitously! As an added incentive, for the duration of the holiday sale, we will match any advertised price from all Cro Magnon Outlet and Pithecanthropus and Barrel stores!

Neanderthal Man with Numerous Elbows
24 x 18”
pen and ink -2012

And don’t forget his superfluity of Levator Scapuli!
$300

Neanderthal Woman Cavorting with Hammer
24 x 18”
pen and ink -2012

Particularly large Weenie Plants (c) in this interesting example - once owned by the Shah of Iran
$300

Neanderthal Woman Surfing
24 x 18”
pen and ink -2012

This picture looks strangely green, but all of these drawings are on the same basic white paper. The photography staff has been punished.
$300

Neanderthal Maiden with Semi-Weenie Plant
24 x 18”
pen and ink -2012

Ah, youth. She’s pondering where in her hairdo to stick the random plant matter. (See “Cro Magnon Woman Washing Hair” ; Steinitz, 1922)
$300

Cro Magnon Woman Washing Hair
24 x 18”
pen and ink -2012

A key to identification is the hair. The Neanderthals tend to have dreads, often adorned with random plant matter.
$300

Neanderthal Woman Pulling Vine
24 x 18”
pen and ink -2012

Trying to shake a Panther down from the tree. Mmmm; panther.
$300

Study of Neanderthal Woman with Weenie Plant
13 x 10 ” (image)
ballpoint -2012

A gift from the people of the Ptolemaic Empire- (which still exists on paper)
$90

Neanderthal Man Pulling Weeds
24 x 18”
pen and ink -2012

Note the characteristic elongated, cylindrical cranium and lack of cardinal eminence.
$300

Neanderthal Woman (With Pithecanthropine Tendencies) Collecting Weenie Plants
24 x 18”
pen and ink -2012

An interesting glimpse of pre-Cenozoic agriculture. Owned by the current heir to the throne of Iran.
$300

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