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For millions of years, people have wondered why the hell they should learn to draw. And the answer is - “For the money and the chicks, of course. And people haven’t been around for millions of years - maybe you should learn some science while you’re at it, douche!” To which people respond , “ It depends on your definition of ‘people’ , you ass-pile!!” Causing the other party of the dialogue to retort, “You can find out more about that at the Neanderthal Depot, and you can go ask them just as soon as I’m done kicking your frickin’ ass into six frickin’ pieces!!” The people, unruffled, reply “ Keep flappin’ your gums, pencil-dick !! ; no one’s gonna read past that first sentence about learning to draw , anyway.Fer Chrissake - who writes this crap?!..” etc.

Sketch for Limbus Infantium
13 x 10“ (image)
pencil/ink -2012

From a forthcoming series of prints. Subscribe now and avoid the sad fate of these wretched demi-souls
$80

Study for Birdwoman with Head
13 x 10“ (image)
pencil -2012

This is an earlier species, characterized by a larger set of mandibles on Birdwoman, and a sassier style.
$175

Eyeless Fop
17 x 13”“ (image)
pen and ink -2012

Buy this thing, if you have any brains at all. Already worth more than Hostess stock - and no worse for you, if taken internally, than Snoballs.
$300

Differing Couple - Pistols
9 x 7 “ each (images)
pencil-2012

Everyone’s more polite and cooperative when they have a gun pointed at them.
$250

Differing couple - No Pistols
9 x 7” each“ (image)
pencil/charcoal -2012

The woman is, however, holding a knife under the table.
$250

Differing Couple - Green
9 x 7“ each (image)
pen and ink -2012

Probably a higher incidence of divorce among green couples. Eco-groovy types should always marry muscle-car redneck types to keep things lively
$250

Study for Birdwoman Opera
17 x 13“ (image)
pencil -2012

Having just slain the serpent, BW gets ready for a few rounds of bubbly in this charming family story!
$300

Neandertal Toddler Meets Bug In the Limbus Infantium
18 x 24”)
pen and ink -2012

My recent work in experimental Theology has included Paleo-anthropological-Entomological cross-Etilogical speculations. (Where’s my fucking Macarthur Genius award a’ready?!)
$250

Sketch for Family
17 x 13” (image)
pencil -2011

Another of the celebrated broke-stone litho series.
$200

Study for Neanderthal Man Slaying Sub-Phus
13 x 10” (image)
pen and ink

“Sub-Phus” is popular slang for “small-brained proto-humans” - a delightful term I ran across reading about the Neanderthals.
$175

Eyeless Non-Birdperson (Male)
9 x 7 “ (image)
pencil -2011

Men should not wear makeup , but it’s perfectly acceptable for eyeless non-birdpeople
$80

Sketch for Birdgirl with the Head of Holofernes
9 x 7 “ (image)
pencil -2012

My frequent return to this theme makes me wonder if it isn’t a premonition of some kind ; perhaps I am to die by having my head bitten off by a female alligator ..
$150

Peeled Sketch with Money Bits
22 x 16 “ (image)
charcoal and wash -2010

An early sketch of the various currency series , featuring a simplified neck patter , increasing traction in turns.
$250

Rommel
9 x 7 “ (image)
ink -2011

The conquest of the Birdpeople will be accomplished with the help of sinister ice cream men...
$100

Rommel 2
9 x 7 “ (image)
ink -2011

“And you will know them by their long necks, and their way will be as those of the silly...”
$100

Rommel 3
9 x 7 “ (image)
ink -2011

Nazi ice cream men , bird people...Turkey in the Straw!! Think about it.It’s a code..
$100

Douche with Scar
9 x 7 “ (image)
pencil -2010

Trust me - he’s a douche
$80

Pod Study 2
9 x 7 “ (image)
pencil -2011

Non Bhudist Botanicals ( no relation to non Buddhist Botanicals -don’t be fooled .)

$75

Pod Study
9 x 7 “ (image)
pencil -2011

Legumeophobia is no laughing matter.
$75

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