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Tired of being constantly distracted by impure thoughts? Of course not! You’re probably tired of having to waste time with all of your non-prurient pursuits, and vaguely annoyed at only having one set of genitals. (mostly) Well, we here at Dead Duck Enterprises are here to help. In fact, we just did. Reading this paragraph counts as prurience on your part, as does looking at the tacky pictures below. You are already honor bound to send us money, for using us this way, and will be legally bound as soon as we sic our lawyers on you, you sick weasels!! Better to pay now and avoid the embarrassing collection visits at your office, church, etc...

Study of Eyeless Woman with Huge Boobs
9 x 7” (image)
pencil -2012

I really can’t think of a thing to say in addition to that title
$100

Dino Woman ; Shameless!
13 x 10” (image)
charcoal /pencil of color -2012

Strangely, and Homage to Eli Wallach.
$120

Sketch for Neanderthal Lysistrata Cropping Her Hair with a Flint
13 x 10“ (image)
pencil -2012

An homage to Chasseriau. Related to my upcoming suite of lithos , “Lysistrata Neandertalensis” -Subscribe now!
$200

Birdwoman Bodybuilder
9 x 7” (image)
lithograph -edition 10 - 2012

O.k. - so she has a little more work to do on the love handles. Are we still loving ourselves as we are or are we wallowing in national shame for obesity? I can’t keep up with the politically correct these days.
$60

Sketch for Birdwoman Bodybuilder
9 x 7” (image)
pencil - 2012

Now we’re talkin’! There’s no place on her that couldn’t crack walnut.
$80

Headless Woman Arranging Hair
15 x 11” (image)
charcoal - 2012

From the broken stone series. I decided as prints they would be sinful, but some of the drawings are virtuous.
$200

Birdwoman with Halberd
9 x 7” (image)
charcoal - 2011

Another raunch-challenged picture. We apologize some more.
$80

Nude Birdwoman
9 x 7 “ (image)
charcoal -2011

Birdwoman , in her early days , posed for some trashy “art”pictures that she is not entirely proud of.
$80

Birdgirl Opera Study
15 x 11” (image)
charcoal - 2011

Another sketch for the same stone as “Headless Woman...” above.
$175

The Sacrifice of Abigail
9 x 7 “ (image)
pencil -2011

A charming vignette, in the always popular bassinet impalements genre.
$80

Dick Headed Bug Annunciation 2
9 x 7 “ (image)
charcoal -2011

Abigail , caught mid-stroke , is annoyed by a glowing phallus while trying to bifurcate an infant.
$120

Dick Headed Bug Annunciation
9 x 7 “ (image)
charcoal -2011

More of Mr. Vaughan’s experimental theology , in the traditional phallic-insect-impalement genre
$120

Wung - the Chinese Ogre with Two Penises
9 x 7 “ (image)
lithograph -2009

Why “Wung” ? Because Wang would be tacky.
$60

Rasputin
9 x 7” (image)
pencil w. ink- 2010

Born down by the weight of sin
$80

Wung - the Chinese Ogre with Two Penises Goes to War
9 x 7 “ (image)
ink -2009

A Variation on the previous Wung. This one with more equipment
$80

Woman Holding Severed Head
9 x 7 “ (image)
pencil -2011

Perfect for the playroom. To hell with the kids.
$75

Death and the Maiden
9 x 7” (image)
pencil- 2011

Back to form with this little unit.
$75

“I struggled for forty seven years , I distinguished myself honorably in every way I possibly could. I never had a compliment nor a ‘thank you’, nor a single farthing. I translated a doubtful book in my old age , and immediately made sixteen thousand guineas. Now that I know the tastes of England , we need never be without money. “

Captain Sir Richard F. Burton

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